I had gotten Jack's diaper bag ready, lunch bagged up for the kids, everyone dressed, and the kids quietly reading so I could get myself ready. Quickly, I jumped in and out of the shower, dressed, and bundled everybody up in their winter coats. It was a cold one!
I got everyone up to the car, got everyone in their carseats, and tossed the stroller in the back when I felt it.
My hair felt funny. Really funny. Like, Did I forget to rinse out the shampoo and conditioner? funny. It felt... krinkly and stiff and disgusting. I began to process a solution - a solution involving undoing the kids and getting back in the shower to wash my hair out - a solution which melted my "on the ball" feeling moments earlier - when I started laughing.
Our car's thermometer-thingy (can't think of the word) read "5 degrees Fahrenheit".
My hair was frozen!