Colorado Girl

Scene: Catherine, looking at the South Carolina live oak trees draped with moss
Heard: Mama, are those ICICLES hanging from those trees?

Scene: Catherine, looking at the horses on the plantation
Heard: Woah! Look at all those elk!!

Scene: Catherine, standing on two long strips of black magnets she pulled off of GrandMar's refrigerator
Heard: Hey, Mom. I'm going skiing.

Scene: (while we were still in Colorado) Catherine, stripped down to pure nakedness
Sarah - Catherine, you need to put your clothes back on. It's still cold here in Colorado.
Catherine - But it's warm in SOUTH CAROLINA!

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